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SUBJECT: Jordan Management Consultants
COMPANY PROFILE
TO: Jesus, Son of Joseph
The Woodcrafter's Carpenter Shop
Nazareth 25922
FROM: Jordan Management Consultants
Jerusalem 26544
Thank you for submitting the resumes of the
twelve men you have picked for managerial positions in your new
organization. All of them have now taken our battery of tests, and we
have not only run the results through our computers, but also
arranged personal interviews for each of them with our psychologist
and vocation aptitude consultant.
It is the opinion of the staff that most of your nominees are lacking
in background, education and vocational aptitude for the type of
enterprise you are undertaking. They do not have the team concept.
We would recommend that you continue your search for persons of
experience in managerial ability and proven capacity.
We have summarized the findings of our study below:
Simon Peter is emotional, unstable and given to fits of temper.
Andrew has absolutely no quality of leadership.
The two brothers, James and John, the sons of Zebedee,
place personal interests above Company loyalty.
Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would
tend to undermine morale.
We believe it is our duty to tell you that Matthew has
been black-listed by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau.
James, the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddeus definitely
have radical leanings. Additionally, they both registered high
scores on the manic depressive scale.
However, one of the candidates shows great potential.
He's a man of ability and resourcefulness; he is a great networker;
has a keen business mind; and has strong contacts in influential
circles.
He's highly motivated, very ambitious and adept with financial
matters. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your Controller and Chief
Operating Officer. All the other profiles are self-explanatory.
We wish you the utmost success in your new venture.
What if Jesus had chosen the twelve based on the modern methods of
leadership selection? Most of them would have never had a chance to
participate. Jesus chooses people not for who they are, but for what
they can become.
-- Unknown |
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